Someone asked me to “Now do England. The list must be MUCH longer or you wouldn't be living in France.”
I’ve never lived in England or the UK. But, fuck it, I take requests.
You drink a fuckton of tea.
One English Breakfast could feed an entire African village.
Every little town has its own unique accent.
England hates Scotland. Scotland hates England. Everyone hates Wales.
Manchester United is the big sports team unless you are into Arsenal.
Beer! Served room temperature!
People accutally watch billiards and darts on television.
Ronald McDonald is your prime minister. Before that it was Delores Umbrage
Your biggest TERF is richer than the queen.
Somehow you think marmite is food.
Nooo we watch snooker not billiards (No I don't know the difference! ... numbers on the balls?)