Talking at the top of your lungs about the shittiest shit possible because you assume nobody near you speaks English.
Voting Brexit. Seriously how the fuck can someone from the UK be living in France and still be a Brexit supporter. Fucking idiots.
Those Uni kids with the posh accents getting drunk and trying to grab every girl’s ass while throwing a fuckton of money around. You are not amusing at all and deserve to get your asses kicked.
Insisting that the bars play whatever third rate UK football club match you want to watch.
Being so into France you think you are French and are the expert on everything French when it general you are wrong.
Bitching endlessly about smoking. Sorry mates, the French smoke. Deal with it.
Buying ridiculously overpriced crap at UK themed stores in France because you think there is actually a difference in taste between UK and French stuff.
It seems like each and every one of you wants to rent out a gites. Why? Just fucking enjoy your retirement.
Thinking that making fun of French or German or Dutch people is somehow insulting. Trust me they are making fun of you!
Tobys. There are seriously too many of you named Toby. If you are named Toby and want to come to France please change your name first.
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You missed "Chasing around the South of France for curry restaurants" because they miss the national dish of England, and "Importing bacon by the box" because the French cuisine doesn't cause heart attacks fast enough... lol